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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

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LiveJournal Username
Spaceship Name
Spaceship Size
How is the spaceship piloted?
How is the spaceship powered?
What's the upholstery like on the seats?
How do you see outside the spaceship?
What's the spaceship's primary purpose?
What's the Captain's catchphrase?
Main Weapon System:Love
Main Defensive System:Inflatable Ballistic Deflectors
Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments
2%
Voice of the ship's computer:ocvictor
Finds mandatory uniform unflattering:pix_kristin
Looks sexy in mandatory uniform:thebratqueen
Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform:ocvictor
Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker:serenada
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Oh man, is this appropriate or what?

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:bruinsfan
Your haiku:no project at work
will ever actually be
finished but just
Username:
Created by Grahame
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Post this list of Blender's 50 Worst Songs of All Time in your journal and place asterisks next to the songs that you actually like.

1. We Built This City ... Starship**
2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung
4. Rollin' ... Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll ... Huey Lewis and the News*
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin
8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy*
9. American Life ... Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory ... Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys
13. Illegal Alien ... Genesis*
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes
17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago
19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister
20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart*
24. Superman ... Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy
26. The End ... The Doors
27. The Final Countdown ... Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston (not her version, anyway)
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies
32. Will 2K ... Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua
34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up ... Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start the Fire ... Billy Joel*
42. The Sound of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel*
43. Follow Me ... Uncle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles*
49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion
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Cool! Though I think I would have preferred Alec Guinness.



Star Wars Horoscope for Libra




You are on a lifelong pursuit of justice and determined to succeed.
You convey the art of persuasion through force.
You always display your supreme intelligence.
You have a great talent in obtaining balance between yourself and your surroundings.

Star wars character you are most like: Obi Wan Kenobie

bruinsfan: (Theresa falls)
A little Photoshop fun I had with an unanswered question from Lost. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] brenah for the inspiration of her hilarious screencap creations.

How Claire got away from Ethan...
bruinsfan: (Jack luvs Charlie)
Rerun of Lost this week, so I don't have much to say about it except it was the perfect episode to air just before Sumi linked the picture that I made this icon from:



Won't somebody on staff take note of just who Matthew Fox's character has had the best chemistry with so far? Hint: it wasn't Kate that Jack flipped out and ran into the jungle over.

Fury, why hast thou forsaken me?
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Too funny not to post:

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For once, I actually did some housework over the weekend. [observes friendslist fainting from the shock] This in lieu of the office work I took home and unwisely put off. (Today continued the trend of 4 different people making it their full-time jobs to think up new things for me to do...) But yesterday I futzed with my dishwasher til it started working again, got 3 loads of dishes unpacked and washed, and now have the cupboards in my butler's pantry almost filled with actual usable tableware. This also freed up counter space for the panini grill my cousins bought me for Christmukkah and my old George Foreman grill, so real cooking may be in my near future. Also did some light picking up, though I still haven't assembled the shoe rack or organized any magazines.

This was good, as apparently from this point on no project at work will ever actually be finished, but just in various states of revision/invalidation that require me to keep working on them forever.
bruinsfan: (giddy)
Not exactly a huge surprise for me, as I probably identified more strongly with her than with any other fictional character:

You scored as Willow Rosenberg. You are a very smart individual. Though, like everyone else, you've made mistakes. You've changed over the last few years, so have a lot of things in your life, but you've got great friends who love you and are there for you through anything.

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Willow Rosenberg

92%

Buffy Summers

54%

Dawn Summers

50%

Anya

50%

Spike

46%

Rupert Giles

42%

Tara Maclay

38%

Xander Harris

33%

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Your Silver-Age Superhero Career
LJ Username
Your alias first-name is:
Your alias last-name is:
You can turn....
...into:
You team up with... holli
...to battle: Jasmine Bleeth
You petition to join: the U.N. General Assembly
Their response: they repeat "No, no, no" until you leave an hour later
You are best remembered for: your role in igniting the Canadian-American Wars
Your heroic level: - 81%
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bruinsfan

is a Giant Lizard that eats Trees, and is Susceptible to Electrical Damage, Covered in Spines and Cold-Blooded.

Strength: 8 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 2



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Sweet! My battle monster is Godzilla!
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Clearly the copywriter was familiar with the show...

Got Milk? Angel-style...
bruinsfan: (SaveAngel protest)
I should not be allowed to run across things like dovil's userpic at work. The effort to hold back hysterical laughter just can't be good for my blood pressure.
bruinsfan: (Outcast?!? Bitch)
A comics-themed discussion on B.org sent me searching through message boards I haven't read in a good long time. Which led me to the following jewel by Chary at the Howling Curmudgeons' discussion of JLA/Avengers, and nearly resulted in my co-workers discovering how productive I'm being via the fit of laughter:

My hope for the series was that Thor's hammer would give Superman the power of Thor, leading to this scene:

Superman: Great Krypton, this hammer is sapping my strength. I have to get rid of it.

Throws hammer away.

Superman: My god, it's coming back. Got to get away.


Posted by: Chary at May 6, 2004 05:45 PM
bruinsfan: (laughing)

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Bang the girl who lives next door.

Get your resolution here




Bwa hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!!!
bruinsfan: (laughing)
Here's my last shot at identity Crisis speculation before reading the final issue. (Well, technically I've read page 1, which sparked this flash of speculation and made me stop to get my thoughts on record first. The feeling's the same as the time I realized Darla was in the box five seconds before Lilah said her name, so hopefully this will be on track as well.)

My supposition )
bruinsfan: (laughing)
You are a double espresso at 3 AM.
You are a double espresso at three AM.

You are the tortured, nail-biting essence of
coffee. You see visions. You could change the
world if only you were up at the same time as
everyone else. You have created a programming
language that throws errors if the code is not
written in iambic pentameter, and you are
infuriated by the typos in the new edition of
Ulysses. You practice sarcasm as a
form of tantric sex, and your cats have
doctorates. You believe in virgin sacrifice in
a good cause.


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